do pirates hook up
|—||Elizabeth Scott (via feellng)|
who wore it better
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…”And more importantly, is he single?”
Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."
Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
having a really good joke but executing it poorly
im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND